The westernmost province of British Alerikstan is in
an uproar this Halloween. The governor’s Goth-obsessed teenage daughter, Friday Lightly, was on a trick-or-treating excursion to a
local village when that wily hill-chief and brigand, the notorious and
infamous, the one and only Oudhi Dhutti, kidnapped her to hold her for
ransom.
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| The governor's daughter was a lovely girl, but she wore entirely too much black in the desert. |
Governor Lightly, fearing for his daughter’s safety and the threat to the Pax Brittanica posed by such a lawless act, scratched together a rescue force as quickly as he could and rode hard toward the village where his spies told him Dhutti was hiding with his prize. Governor Lightly knows that Oudhi Dhutti won’t harm his daughter (lest the wrath of the Empire raze the entire province to ashes), but he has to rescue her before Dhutti can escape to the hills, where catching the clever brigand would be a much more challenging task.
Rules used were TMWWBK. The British must rescue Miss Friday Lightly
in 8 turns, or Oudhi Dhutti will be able to make his escape under the cover of
darkness.
Order of Battle:
British:
Captain Mackenzie Ferguson and one company Gordon
Highlanders, Fierce
Lieutenant Bertram Fletchley-Smythe and one company
Royal Marine Light Infantry
Leftenant Evelyn Featherstone and one company Bombay
Sappers and Miners
Captain James Archibald Murray Croighton and one
squadron Bengal Lancers
Jemadar Ranjit Singh and Sikh mountain gun
Oudhi Dhutti’s Raiders:
Ahmad Boom with a clan of native rifles
Wali Boom with another clan of native rifles
Faisal Watsituya with a raiding party of swordsmen
Abd ibn Bin with a raiding party of spearmen
Bhadah Boom with a rusty old cannon and his
ill-trained gun crew
Rhidin Jamaal with a band of native camels
Ibn Jamaal with another band of native camels
Ibn duin Rown with a band of native cavalry
Governor Lightly took the lay of the land as his
scratch force approached the native village.
The village lay directly before him, the mountains behind it. He could make out the barrels of a unit of
native rifles behind a stone wall in the town itself, and the native field
piece had been erected on the roof of a house.
A grove of trees lay a little distance ahead to his right, while an
extensive area of gullies and dry riverbeds, with a stand of trees beyond that,
was to his left. He could see the dust
swirls of a unit of native cavalry to his right front, flanking the right-hand
approaches.
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| The lay of the land. |
Noting with concern the
lateness of the day, the governor determined on a headlong assault, hoping that
the offensive capabilities of his Highlanders and Bengal Lancers would carry
the day.
The Highlanders advanced straight down the middle,
until they were suddenly brought up short by a unit of native rifles hidden in
ambush in the grove of trees to the right.
They fired off a volley, but only caused a few casualties. The Sappers to the right of the Highlanders
fired their Sniders in reply, with some effect.
Over on the British left, Jemadar Singh was having
problems getting his gunners in order, so Governor Lightly ordered the Bengal
Lancers forward at the double in the hopes that he could flank the village from
the left as the Highlanders and Marines closed in on the front. But as two units of native camels exploded
out of the gullies and ravines of the broken ground in front of the Lancers,
the governor cursed himself for a fool.
Ambushed twice in one day! The
Marines moved forward, Lieutenant Fletchley-Smythe positioning himself where
his company could support either the Lancers or the Highlanders as needed.
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| Camels attack! |
The first unit of native camels charged full-tilt into
the lancers who, being charged, did not have the benefit of their lance
bonus. As it turned out they didn’t need
their bonus, seeing the natives off and taking only one casualty. But no sooner had they beat back the first
unit of camels when the second unit of camels barreled into them. The hardy sowars grinned through their beards
and stood to their work, striking about them with tulwars and pistol-butts
until the second unit of camels was sent packing after the first.
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| Camels retreat! |
Oudhi Dhutti, not impressed with the performance of
his cameleers, gave the signal for his spear- and sword-armed units to attack
the exposed Highlanders. The swordsmen
rose up from their hiding places and rushed the Gordons with a wild, ululating
whoop. The fight was close, and the
Gordons were cut down to half strength, but Captain Mackenzie Ferguson cut down
the enemy leader with one stroke of his claymore, and the grizzled Scotsmen
threw the swordsmen back. “That was a
close one,” muttered Sergeant MacRimmon.
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| Swords waving, the tribesmen smash into the kilted furies. |
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| Captain Ferguson cuts down Watsituya with one stroke. |
But he muttered too soon. The
native spears, seeing the Scots at half strength, closed in for the kill. Badly outnumbered, weakened by rifle fire
from the grove of trees and their previous tussle with the native swords, the
Highlanders went down in a shower of spears.
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| They'll be takin' the high road to Loch Lomond. |
The Sappers took their revenge by whittling down the
ranks of the victorious spearmen, and then Lieutenant Fletchley-Smythe led a
charge that scattered the spears to the four winds. But Governor Lightly was still in dire
straits; a third of his infantry and half his cavalry was gone, and he was not
yet halfway to the village.
Back on the left, Jemadar Singh had finally got his
gunners under control, and they fired on the native camel units, who were
trying to rally in the broken ground ahead of the Lancers. Little damage was done. Acting more cautiously now (a little too
late!) Governor Lightly ordered the Lancers to fire a volley at the rallying
camel unit rather than attempt a charge through the rough terrain. One of the camel units was down to a single
rider and the other down to half strength, but both rallied and once again
threatened the British left.
At this point luck seemed to have changed her fickle
mind and switched her allegiance to the Queen, for the native spear and sword
units continued to retreat and the fire from the rickety old field piece on the
roof was ineffective. The native cavalry
moved forward, but got tangled up in the retreating swordsmen.
Seeing the tide shift, Governor Lightly ordered
everyone to attack. The Marines went in
with the bayonet against the native rifles at the village, while the Sappers
brandished their picks and shovels and charged home against the rifles in the
grove of trees. Jemadar Singh set the
first unit of native camels to flight with a well-placed round from the
mountain gun, and the Lancers spurred their mounts into the second unit of
camels.
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| The Marines surge to the wall! |
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| The Sappers charge the grove of trees! |
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| The Lancers storm the camels! |
All was excitement and fury and shouts and screams,
but when the dust cleared, the British field force, though bloodied, held the
ground.
Oudhi Dhutti desperately attempted to rally his
fleeing units, but only his depleted unit of swordsmen heeded his cries. His cavalry, still fresh, had finally
advanced clear of the rallying swordsmen, but were now on the wrong side of the
village wall from the Marines, who now held the barricade. Dhutti’s field piece fired at the Marines in
the village, causing casualties, but the Royal Marines’ nerve held fast.
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| The Royal Marines take the wall. |
With nothing between the Marines and Miss Friday
Lightly except for a rusty old field piece, the fight was practically
over. Jemadar Singh opened fire on the
native cavalry, and the Sappers, who had spent virtually the entire game
dueling with a solitary unit of native rifles, finally saw their foes off the
table and threatened the native cavalry’s flank. The Marines opened fire on the native field
piece, killing half the gunners, and then the Lancers charged home and did the
rest.
Sergeant Smithwell personally handed Miss Lightly to
her delighted father in the village square.
“Luvverly girl,” he said to himself.
“But Gor blimey why’s she wearin’ black in the desert?”
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| Miss Friday Lightly regales her rescuers with awful poetry while Oudhi Dhutti makes for the hills on his fastest horse. |












